What is the Difference Between Good Head and Bad Head?

Almost everyone I know has experienced (or performed) very bad head. It does not matter if you are male or female, you have probably given or have been asked to give oral sex when you were not feeling it.
There are rules to giving and receiving oral sex, and if they are not followed, the chances of it being any good are slim and none. Here are some tips to turn you into the Headmaster you were destined to be.

1. Start with a Clean Workspace- In order to get into your work you should have a pleasant work environment. Make sure the area you will be completing your tasks is clean and smelling fresh. (Wash yourself downstairs from time to time.) I am by no means a clean freak but very few of us like working in a musty basement.
If you know you are sending someone to work in a bus station bathroom, you deserve the worst blow job of all time. 

2. Set the Mood- This is something you want the other person to CONCENTRATE on. There is little room for distraction when you have your junk in someone’s mouth. A little music, dim lights, and zero distractions will make this hotter, and quicker. It really helps if you can make some eye contact from time to time. This is also not the time to clam up. Gently suggesting how to get you to the “O” can be the hottest thing ever. 
   
   
3. Be Into the Experience- Look not everyone likes to give or receive oral sex. Some love to give but not receive, some are the opposite. You really owe it to the person you are with to only do what you are comfortable doing. I do not subscribe to the notion of “Any oral is better than No oral”.  If you do not want my junk in your mouth I REALLY do not want your mouth on my junk, are we clear? If you want to get into the experience or need some motivation for your partner try using this water based flavored lubricant.  The Pomegranate flavor is amazing, and it cleans up with water if shit gets crazy. FIVE STARS..  

4. Following Orders- There is a phenomena where otherwise very chatty people become super quiet when someone is blowing them. If this is you, I would remind you that you let someone put your gear in their mouth. You owe them some instruction.  Imagine you are a coxman giving directions to your rowing team. Tempo, strength, direction, can all be communicated verbally. You really want to take the guesswork out of  fellatio, and cunniligus. If the going gets tough, you can always pull out a trusty bullet vibrator like the My Pod. 

5. Early Warning-  We are almost there, and etiquette dictates that we share this information. A gentleman will never surprise his partner with a mouthful of his ejaculate. Give your partner ample warning or you will probably never find your dick in her mouth again. 

Ladies, If you are close and know that you have a tendency to smash skulls like watermelon, or grab the back of your partners head and smother them in your snatch, a little warning here would be nice. It will also allow them to come back for seconds.  Speaking of coming back for seconds, bear with me here. If you want to change the taste of your ejaculate (Male or Female) try the Yummy Cummy brand of supplements. In a few doses it will give your jizz a fruity sweet flavor that will surprise the hell out of your partner.

I am very hopeful these tips will encourage better head for everyone. If EVERYONE GETS better head, that automatically means EVERYONE is GIVING better head.   

Now get out there and suck a dick!!!